AFM — March 5, 2021 (3/5/2021)

AFM | March 5, 2021 | 3/5/2021

From the email era. This went out as a plain email — not on LinkedIn — to a work distribution list. Signature blocks, phone numbers and work links have been removed, and colleagues are referred to by role rather than by name. The writing is unchanged.

Happy Aloha Friday! Here is your weekly moment of zen…attached and below is my ode to the pandemic, sung to the tune of Me & Julio by Paul Simon! Have a great Day

COVID, the Disease from Corona

Early this morning rolled out of bed

And I headed to my new home office

Fired up zoom in an empty spare room

With my make shift desk on spare boxes

Im on a zoom call

Every minute all day

Im am on a zoom call

The kids are looking round man they spit on the ground

Every time social distancing’s mentioned

And because every school’s out when they scream and they shout

Im the one giving detention

Im sheltered in place

Ive got nowhere to go now

Im sheltered in place

And I got so much time

F/U COVID the disease from CORONA

Now that me and the kiddos

Are banned from the schoolyard

Now that me and the kiddos

Are banned from the schoolyard

Whoa, in a couple more days you know im gonna go cray

From listening to the all these new stations

If they could just tell it straight

Do I need a mask to say safe

I don’t need another expert’s explanation

Im sheltered in place

Ive got nowhere to go now

Im sheltered in place

And I got so much time

Who needs all this time

F/U COVID the disease from CORONA

Now that me and the kiddos

Are banned from the schoolyard

Now that me and the kiddos

Are banned from the schoolyard

Aloha Friday Motivation

· 3/5/2021 · Every Friday since 2018.

March 5, 2021.